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Morning After

 


-Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails.




They  taste good, so you have a few more and then the DJ puts on 'I Will Survive,'  so you're off on the dance floor
.




After  an hour or so, when 'Heart of Glass' has finished, and more modern music comes  on
,  you  come back to the group for a rest and another cocktail or  three





You  notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You  look back at him
and  there is tangible chemistry between the two of you.





YOU  buy him a drink.  




He  likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to  chat and you get on really well.



When  the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses  you
.



You  have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and  
a  tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to  stop.



"I  don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying, "but I've  never felt like this before.


Do  you want to come back to my place?"  



You  wake up the next morning, and you roll out of bed,  half-asleep
,  to go to the toilet ,  last night's memories slightly blurred


You  look at yourself in the mirror
,  make  an "urgh" sound.  .



As  you're sitting there, vivid flashes of what would seem like a marathon sex  session flicker back into your head and you remember that you fell in  love last night
.



With  a smile on your face
,  you  stand up and walk back to the bedroom

 



and  see...






 

 

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