Pregnant Wife 1

1. "Ya know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby!"

2. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"

3. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl."

4. "Damn if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."

5. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."

6. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"

7. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."

8. "You know, now that you mention it, you are getting fat and unattractive."

9. "Oh, this is just great! Now, on top of everything else, child support."

10. "Yo, Fatass! You're blocking the TV!"