Pick up lines

Sex is a killer, want to die happy?
 Are we related? Do you want to be?
 Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
 Inheriting 6 million doesn’t mean much when you've got a weak heart!
 I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.
 Do you have a map because I’m getting lost in your eyes?
 Are you a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you?
 Did you get arrested earlier because it's got to be illegal to look that good?
 I wish you were a screen door so I could slam you all day.
 You're leg's must be hurting because you've been running trough my mind all day.
 I'll be back in a minute I’m just going to call your mama and thank her.
 Here's a quarter, call your mom and tell her your not going home tonight.
 Today's word is 'legs' so let's go back to my place and spread the word.
 If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
 Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by again?
 Your father must be a thief, he stole the stars and put them in you eyes
 Hi my names (your name) just so you know what to scream.
 Hi my names (your name) but you can call me Lover.
 Your Daddy must of been a baker because you've got a nice set of buns.
 I like every bone in your body especially mine!
 Can I have directions (to where?) your heart.
 Do you know what would look good on you? (what) me.
 I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
 Do you sleep on your stomach? (yes/no) can I?
 I lost my phone number so can I have yours?
 That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
 If your left leg was Christmas and your right legs was new years could I visit between the holidays?
(Hold out 2 fingers) why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don’t know) because there mine sweetheart.
You Say: Hi, how do you feel today? They Say: Fine. You Say: I asked how you felt, not how you look!
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
 Give Out Cards Or Where A Pin That Says... Smile if you want to sleep with me. ...And Watch The Girls/Guys Try To Hold Back Their Smiles!
 For All You Computer Lovers, Try:
Do you want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it isn’t floppy.
You make my software turn into hardware.
Give Out Cards That Say: Front: 1 2 3 4 Pick A Number Back: Sex Maniacs Always Pick 3. You Wouldn't Believe How Many People Pick 3!!!
That's a nice dress...could I talk you out of it?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together/I would put U in between F and CK.
Go up To a Girl/Guy, Lick Your Finger and Touch Her/Him on the Shoulder, Then Say: How about going back to my place so you can get out of those wet clothes.
Why don't you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
 I looked up beautiful in the Thesaurus today and your name was included.
 Was your dad a king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
 I'm new in town; can you give me directions to your apartment?
 I'm not looking for a relationship; I'm looking for an experience.
 If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
That dress looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
If You Spot Someone Waiting In A Restaurant/Theater/Club/etc. For Someone, Go Up To them and Say: If he/she doesn't show up, I'll be right over here.
You Say: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? They Say: Yes. You Say: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents. They Say: No, what kind of person do you think I am? You Say: We've already established that, we're just haggling over the price.
Here's Another One Just For Us Guys To Use: Motion Your Finger To A Girl To Get Her To Come Your Way. When She Arrives Say: I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body!!!
That's a nice smile you've got, it's a shame it's not all you're wearing!
You are the reason men/women fall in love.
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
You know you might be asked to leave soon; you're making the other women/men look bad.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?
 Look At The Tag On The Back Of A Girls/Guys Shirt. When She/He Asks You What You Are Doing Say: Just checking to see if you were made in heaven.
Hey baby, are you wearing space underwear/bra tonight? Because your ass/chest is out of this world!
 You Say: Do you have mirrors in your pockets? They Say: No, why? You Say: Because I can see myself in your pants!
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
All those curves and me with no brakes.
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
 You Say: Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? They Say: No, why? You Say: Want to go upstairs and talk?
You Say: Hi, how about I buy you and pizza, then we go have sex? They Say: HEY!!! You Say: What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
And One More For Guys Only: You Say: Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Have you ever had your belly-button licked? She Says: Yes. You Say: From the inside?
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?