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The Top 10 Slogans for Legalized Marijuana

 

  1. Weed My Lips!

  2. Hemp: The world's practical solution to making, like, paper and rope and necklaces and stuff

  3. It's Not Just For Glaucoma Anymore!

  4. Official Sponsor of the NBA

  5. Because the waste is a terrible thing to mi... Dude! I totally f***ed that up!

  6. This is your brain.
    This is your brain on pot.
    This is your brain desperately searching for Doritos.

  7. When Was the Last Time You REALLY Looked at Your Hand?

  8. SMOKE POT! (Did We Just Say That Out Loud? Or Did We Just Think It?)

  9. It's the all-the-time smokey, skunky, sticky, greeny, seedy, stemmy, doobie so-you-can-get-high medicine.

  10. Skull-Shaped Bong: $12.00
    Primo Maui-Grown Bud: $25.00
    Watching Teletubbies with Your Buddies: Priceless