Italian Conversation

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

They seat themselves and engage in animated

conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores

their conversation at first, but her attention is

galvanized when she hears one of the men say:

"Emma come first.  Den I come.  Two asses,

they come together. I come again.  Two asses,

they come together again.  I come again and pee twice.

Then I come once a more." "You foul-mouthed swine,"

retorted the lady indignantly.  "In this country we

don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey coola

down, lady," said the main.  "I justa tell my friend

how to spell Mississippi."