Iron Man Contest

                  A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender how he could win the iron

 man contest that the bartender was having. The bartender said to the

 man “First you have to knock the lights out of that biker sitting over

 there. Then you have to get the Pit bulls sore tooth out that's sitting

 out in that ally next door. Then there's a Grandma upstairs who hasn't

 had sex in a long time, I need you to take care of that. So the man

 walk's over to the biker and knock his light's out. He jogs out into the

 ally. A big racket resounds out of the ally [trash cans crashing into the

 wall and loud barking]. The man returns to the bar, his clothes all

 tattered and scratches on his face. He asks the bartender “What about

 that grandma with the sore tooth?