A couple of newlyweds are having their honeymoon. They are very religious
and have never even seen each other without all their clothes on. The
woman slips into a sexy teddy as the man takes off his socks and shoes.
His feet are stinky and nasty-looking with corns all over.
"What's wrong with your toes?" his new wife says.
"When I was younger I had tolio."
"Don't you mean polio?" she asks.
"No, tolio; It only affects the toes." He then takes off his
pants. His knees are horribly misshapen. They are all knobby with bumps on them.
"Your knees...what happened?" his wife inquires again.
"I had kneesles when I was a kid."
"Don't you mean measles?"
"No, kneesles; it only affects the knees." She watches him slowly
slip off his boxers and then she frowns.
"Let me guess: you also had smallcox."
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