Your boss is always yelling "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources.
"I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
You want to see if it's like the dream.
So that -- with a little help from Muzak -- you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
Splattering grease from deep fryer is really hard to get out of your uniform.
People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned.
Because setting the nation's monetary policy and keeping Andrea Mitchell satisfied requires a delicate balance.