The Top 10 Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped

1. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

2. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

3. Elvis Junior has left the building!

4. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

5. Captain, sensors detect a wormhole in the forward quadrant!

6. Lil' Shaq's at the free show line.

7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

9. I see you have an opening in senior management.

10. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.