A slimy fellow proposed a one dollar bar bet to a full figured girl.

Despite her dress being buttoned to the neck, he could touch her breasts

without touching her clothes. Since this didn't seem remotely possible,

she was intrigued and accepted the bet. He stepped up, cupped his hands

around her breasts and squeezed firmly. With a baffled look, she

said, "Hey, you touched my clothes" and he replied,

"Okay. I owe you a dollar."