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- Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!

- Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober.

Lady Astor and Winston Churchill

 

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark; "Good luck Mr. Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Mr. Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the Good luck Mr. Gorsky statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

Just last year, (on 5 July 1995 in Tampa Bay, FL) while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year-old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hits a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbors bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. And Mrs. Gorsky.

As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

 

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

 

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.

 

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

 

In heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here!

 

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

 

I am not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

 

It's a very fine line that separates first class from half assed.

 

A dog looks up to humans. A cat looks down on people. But a pig will look a human in the eye and see its equal.

Winston Churchill

 

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

 

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

 

A word to the wise ain't necessary, its the stupid ones who need all the advice.

Bill Cosby

 

Eat healthy, exercise more, still die.