Cool Quotes 3

Marijuana University

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Henny Youngman

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.

Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out.

"Cure virginity!"

"Today is the first day of the rest of your life - celebrate now!"

"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us."

Western Union internal memo, 1876

"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"

David Sarnoff's associates in response to his
urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."

Popular Mechanics, forecasting the
relentless march of science in 1949

"That bomb can never detonate, and I say that as an explosives expert."

Admiral Leray about the Atom Bomb

"We anticipate a global world-maket with place for perhaps five computers."

Tom Watson, IBM 1949

"All imaginable inventions have already been invented."

Manager of the American Patent Agency Charles Duell 1899

"Guitar-groups have no future."

EMI-manager for Beatles 1962

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Robin Hood

The great film comedian, Charlie Chaplin, once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest for a laugh. To his surprise he did not win.